How do I become a Fauskateer??
Think it’s as easy as asking? Actually, so far it has been. All you need
to do to become a Faustkateer is buttonhole a Faustkateer at one of the cabarets
or events and ask. Or simply attend an open audition.
By the way, everyone who auditions for a Faust show is cast in a role, even
if it is the role of a sheep (an extremely coveted part—really!)
If you’re not the performing type, come to one of our idea/brainstorming/writing
sessions. We strongly suggest you see at least one Faust show before signing
on. The typical life of a Faustkateer is about eight years but some die from
the shock of their first show.
If you don’t live remotely near this part of Florida that is not Miami
Beach, Faustkateerdom can still be yours! For a mouserable $2.00 The Mickee Faust
Club will send you the very official looking Citizen of Faustlandia Certificate
of Being and Nothingness. And quicker than you can say, “Postal scam,” you’re
a Faustkateer!
For more information contact radiogage@yahoo.com
Or go to our merchandise page and order your membership now!





